- During sales demo, explains that, while not proven, he suspects that your new product has proven to cause global warming
- Shows up to work, exceedingly happy, like a lifer whose just been given parole
- During cold calls, refers to your cutting edge solution as "that crap we sell"
- On casual fridays, shows up wearing "Monster.com Job Fair - Fall 2007" T-Shirt
- Updates company email signature to include his personal email address sexmachine07@yahoo.com
- Instead of the customary "hey", greets everyone with a hug and the instructions "come with me if you want to live"
- Asks for assistance in downloading sales database to his jumpdrive. The new one, emblazzened with your competitor's logo.
- Chats up the boss by asking if ever noticed that his (the boss') Porsche boxter is more of a chick's car
- His linkedin profile has more personal detail than his DNA
- His last expense reports include items ranging from "Mileage" to "War in Iraq".
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